v0.9 · alpha · self-hosted

Website status monitoring for operators who host their own stack.

HTTP checks every three minutes. Lighthouse audits. Security header analysis. Full-site SEO crawl. Discord + email alerts on state transitions. Your data never leaves your infrastructure.

# probe cycle probe$GET https://bythewood.me status=200 OK rtt=142ms cert=valid · 87d probe$
properties
47
checks logged
59,046
operators
2
online since
Apr 14, 2026

Everything your infrastructure team needs in one dashboard.

uptime
Live HTTP probes

Three-minute intervals, two-strike alert debouncing, SSL and timeout mapping. Discord + SMTP notifications only fire on real state transitions.

performance
Lighthouse audits

Daily headless runs surface performance, accessibility, best practices, and SEO scores with weighted metric breakdowns and opportunity savings.

security
Header analysis

HTTPS, HSTS, HSTS preload, XSS and content-sniffing protection, clickjack defence, and server-version leak checks — graded on every probe.

crawler
Weekly SEO spider

Extracts title, description, canonical, OG tags, and H1 per page — every mismatch becomes a severity-ranked insight you can drill into.

sharing
Public status pages

Toggle a property public and share the URL — no account required, customers see live status, response graphs, and uptime at a glance.

ownership
BSD, single container

Django + SQLite + a scheduler. Ships as a Docker Compose stack. Your data, your ingress, your retention policy. No SaaS vendor lock-in.